My Top 5 “Got No Time” beauty tips…

So I’m not actually very good at makeup or hair or beauty stuff in general haha so feel free to close the page now. However, there are a few things I do to make me feel better about myself and convince others that I’m actually bothered about my appearance. For context I am for sure the type of gal who will happily go anywhere makeup free, and hit the swimming pool without having shaved my legs for a year, but for the sake of others (and my husband) I do try make a bit of an effort the majority of the time. Soooo here are my top five, non-ground breaking tips for speedy beauty that I do at least every day/week to keep me feeling fiiiiiiine…

Scent-sational 🙈 – What I Wear and When

I’m a really nosey person and love to know everything about everyone (in a non gossipy way!) and find weird things like whether or not someone wears one perfume all the time or one for going out and one for work really interesting ha! I just like to know what other people’s habits are and how they differ to mine, so I thought I’d make use of a nice picture I took of my perfume (I often take casual snaps of perfume, nothing to do with wanting a nice pic for my insta feed 😳) and talk through the ones I wear and why. An incredibly boring read I imagine but if you came onto my blog to read it then you only have yourself to blame 😂

The NEOM-I Campbell of Relaxation Products

Before I begin can I just say how proud of my title I am, I mean c’monnnnnn, I’m a literary genius am I not!…

So Reu has started to sleep much better at night, either all the way through or up once for a feed. Unfortunately I seem to have taken on a role reversal and find it impossible to switch off and get to sleep- meaning I lay awake for literally hours on end listening to him sleep and wishing I could follow in his newly trodden footsteps.

9 in 9 – My super speedy morning makeup 💄

So I usually have approximately zero time in the morning to get myself ready, but I do like to try put some makeup on in an attempt to make myself feel like I’m winning at motherhood and look a little less zombi-sheek.

[Jade] Rolling my Way Through the Week

So I bought these strange looking beauty rollers a few years back and used to use them every day at first then after the novelty wore off a couple of times a week as part of, what was, my beauty regime (haven’t had one of these since I had a baba) and have recently rediscovered them at the bottom off makeup bag so thought I’d share a blog about them…